The So-Called Never Ending Story Archive

Hello Children. I'm going to tell you a story. Once upon a time in a magical place called the internet there was a wonderful website known as the Never Ending Story Archive or perhaps "Neverending", I don't remember exactly. Anyhow, in this wonderful website storytellers wove incredible tales of suspense and adventure except when somebody tried to derail the story and go off on some weird ego trip tangent causing something like a degenerate flame war except that the flames lingered and couldn't be erased or it just plain collapsed into stack of crap. But still sometimes things actually went okay and a real incredible tale would come out. Even when it didn't everbody had fun and killed some time exercising their creative writing muscles for all the world to see. All was well with the little website untill someone realized that it was running off a college server and that the student who created it had graduated. With the absence of it's creator it degraded a eventually faded out all together. The Never Ending Story Archive had met its end, boy had it ever. But all was not lost. One wise storyteller, that is, me, saved what was worth saving so that one day the stories could arise once more into the enchanted poop pile of internetdom.

Besides being saved they were edited for spelling (ouch) and extraneous content (people writing personal notes to eachother and such). Wherever there were Name/Time/Date stamps in the stories I've replaced them with a horizontal rule. The stories can be found in their original form with a link at the bottom of the page.

Bible 2: Jesus in Space.


Bible 2 - Book II: Jesus vs. Robot Drones .


Bible 2 - Book III: Jesus vs. The Hell Elves.


Snoopy Brown (Has nothing to do with Charlie Brown).


The Chicken Question.


T.N.E.S.A's Legend.


The Aldo Estevez Show.


To the Land of Wind and Ghosts!